kJadian yg bErlaku di sbUah 0spital di iBu k0ta...
kak leha dimas0k kan kdlam Ospital tersEbut keRana kaki kIri nya dipErcayai dijaNgkiti kuman "esh-wan-en-tri"...
akibat jangkitan tErsbut kaki nyee tElah dip0t0ng...
sTelah slesai pmbedahn,dOktor yg mErawat nyerr tlah mnEmuinya...
Dr:"kak lEha, i have 2 news 4 u,bad news n gud news"..
Kak Leha:"erm bgtau bad news dlu larr"
Dr:"bad news nyerr ialah,kami tElah tErsalah PotOng kaki kanan kakak,maaf...
gud news nyerr pUlak,kaki kIri akak disahkn x kene jngkitan kuman tersebut,mngkin hanya bisOl biase jew,tahniah..
kak lEha:"owh giTu...urm dOktOr ade piSau lbeh x?
Dr:"urm ade,kak lEha na wat pe?potOng bUah ke sayOr?"
Kak lEha:"saya na pOtOng kAki dOktOr!!!"
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-CustOmer & waItEr-
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn’t know, Sir, I’m a waiter,not a fortune teller
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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren’t you laughing?
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Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu
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